So my dogo is a dog. His name is Joey and he is the male. But he likes to eat cat food. Even though we put out dog food for him. He is the weirdest dog I know. But I love him. ( i think...) He also has this habbit of stretching like a like a cat when he wakes up. He acts like a dog but I think he is in disguise. MEOW! My cat agrees with me. He might even try to take over the house with his cuteness. Sometimes I think he is evil cause this one time the first time we got him, he did his business on the carpet. And he got in trouble with my mom. And my mom can give chingadas muy bueno.(She is Hispanic... duh) And he put his hands over his eyes and lays down acting like a scared child. And my mom drops it and gets me in trouble. I was like, " Nani?!?! What did I do." And I swear that I saw him smirk. One so happy that I was beginning to think that he not a dumb as I think. But know I know he is my rival...
And he shall not win. Not when I'm here.
Ta dah!! This is my first story. And it's about my rival. Yeah, not the best thing to write about, but I enjoy it!
Hope you like it!!
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My Dog Is Da Best ♡
RandomThis is a story about my life with a dog a cat and the annoying birds I got.( THE DOG IS MY RIVAL!!) But the life is good with a personal zoo. ( No it's not)That is the da wae of the Uganda. ( help me😑) Welp, hope you likes it. Might be funny. Idk...
