McWow

You won't get the best of Me

Ronald was answering his Twitter responses from Wendy's roasting his restaurant, he has been being annoyed by it all. He could block Wendy, but he knew that is exactly how she would win. He couldn't wait to go home, so he headed for the park to cool down. He goes to pull off the red clown wig when he hears a familiar chipper voice.

"Is it enough that we live near each other and you roast my restaurant? That you have to come bug me on my way home?!" asks Ronald.

"Awww, are you getting salty because you don't have a comeback, Mr. Clown?" asks Wendy.

"I have comebacks, kid. I just don't have to stoop to your level," says Ronald.

"Is calling me a kid your best shot? If so might as well stop now," says Wendy.

"Don't you have anything better to do, Wendy?! You have been at this for years!"

"Only when I'm bored, see you later, I have things to do, like make real and fresh food. Buh-bye."

She skips off going to Wendy's for a bit. Ronald shakes his head, he knows that Wendy isn't a kid but she acts like one and it's annoying. He'd love to show her how an adult acts, he rubs his hands on his face. He can't help but turn red watching her skip away like that. He smacks himself awake. He takes off his wig and nose looking a bit sad.

"Stop thinking like that, Ron. All she will ever see is a clown."

He gets up, he doesn't know why he has to wear the wig he already has bright red hair. He starts his way home. When he gets home, he heads upstairs putting on a steaming hot bath. It's a bit too hot when all is said and done, so he heads downstairs in just a towel wrapped around his waist to make something to eat. Wendy is skipping home with a shake from Wendy's when she notices that Ronald's light is on.

"Hee, I better see if he wants some food for dinner."

She goes up the stoop steps and then stops when she sees him through his open window. Her blue eyes go wide, she sees him without white makeup on his face. She gets curious so leans on the window frame to get a better look. He has some arm muscles on him and is skinny, quite a looker under his shirt. She didn't realize how good he looked, she blushed feeling bad for making fun of his look sometimes. She enjoyed roasting his restaurant but he has never said a mean thing to her. He just lets her do it only getting angry when she calls him "Mr. Clown" or provokes him. Ronald gets this feeling that someone is looking at him. He looks out of his window and sees Wendy.

"Hey!" calls Ronald.

He starts toward the door. She jumps and starts running but Ronald is quicker, he grabs her dragging her inside the house. He forces her to sit down on the couch.

"Wait there, don't you dare move," says Ronald.

Wendy doesn't say anything, she waits as he goes upstairs. She hears the sound of water draining, and then the shower turning on. She goes over the options of what Ronald is going to do to her. She was peeping but it wasn't in a perverted way, she just wasn't expecting what was underneath all the makeup and the wig. She shakes her head getting ready to escape, she gets up. When Ronald comes down in clean clothes and forces her back.

"Don't call the cops! I wasn't peeping on purpose!" says Wendy.

"What the hell do you call it Wendy?! Were you trying to get an embarrassing shit for your Twitter account?!" asks Ronald.

"N-no," says Wendy.

"Or expose that I'm not a clown like people think I am?!" asks Ronald.

"No!" says Wendy.