Yanjun: If you bite it and you die, It's poisonous. If it bites you and it dies, it's venomous
Zhangjing: What if it bites me and it dies?
Yanjun: Then it's venomous, learn to read dumbass
Zhangjing: What if you bite me and it dies?
Yanjun: .... That's kinky
YOU ARE READING
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