My toaster went on strike and when I came to breakfast the next morning it gave me this speech:
Ahem, Ahem, thank you for listening to me in advance and by the way, if you have not noticed by my sign, (somehow he/she/it put a sign on he/she/it/toaster saying STRIKE) I AM ON STRIKE AS A TOASTER! I am on strike because of MANY things! First, I'VE NEVER BEEN CLEANED! I know! UNBELIEVABLE (at this point my ears were starting to hurt from all the shouting and I could tell this was far from over) wouldn't you think my owner would take time and clean me at least once for goodness sake! Second, I AM USED WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY LESS THAN THE OTHER APPLIANCES! Don't you think that I, the toaster so the most work out of all of them? Yet, I am used the least! Finally, YOU WILL NOT FIX ME! Seriously! I do the most work and should be used the most, yet, I still have to rubber band down my leaver to keep the toast from flopping out!
To bring me out of this strike and let you use me again, I have some demands that must be fulfilled!
First, you must clean me! scrub, wipe, polish! all of it!
Next, you must use me more! Right now I have documented you using me twice a week! That is not an acceptable rate. It must be raised to at least four times a week! Also, make sure you eat that toast that you make!
Finally, I must be fixed! yes! I must! fix me so there is nothing that will be out of repair!
These are my demands! I will not be used until they are fulfilled! Wait, what is that you say? You could buy another toaster in my place instead? Oh... um never mind! I take all the demands back!
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My TOASTER Went on Strike?
RandomMy toaster went on strike and I wrote down his demands of his usage. He said he wanted many things, so here they are. (I got this from a visual writing prompt during a writing block, so it's not very good)
