I think my Godfather is loco!
Sometimes he is gone for over two whole days, and he ALWAYS comes back smelling like tequila and pineapple flavored vape.
Well.. I don't know if it actually tastes like pineapple, but it smells exactly like it. You would think that if someone wanted a taste of pineapple, they would go down to the rundown piggly wiggly in town where my Mama used to sell tamales every tuesday,(And yes, SHE HAS A NAME FOR IT, TAMALES TUESDAY) and
Buy a pineapple.
It's simple
Easy
No popcorn lungs or nicotine..
I even offer to go help him shop specifically because of this pineapple situation we have on our hands.
SPONGEBOB DOES NOT LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE SCENTED VAPE STICK THINGY! HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE WITH HIS SNAIL THAT MEOWS LIKE A CAT!
Yeah, I know that wasn't even a point I should be brought up.
Anyways, we have a pineapple situation as well as a fruitloop situation!
Sure, fruit loops are all cool and good untill you eat them so much that you have nightmares about them.
And what type of fruit is it even supposed to taste like?
I don't taste any apples, or oranges, or cherry.
No banana, no kiwi.
Just a taste.
