Pringles woke up. He moves to slide off of his bed constructed of stacked pringles. As his feet hit the floor, he hears a crack.
"Oh no!" he exclaims. "I just killed a Pringle :("
Suddenly, the ground starts shaking as if a stampede is running right outside of his house. The shaking intensifies, and then it feels as if time slows down. The northern wall of pringles room is fucking vaporized, as a enthusiastic voice yells, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!"
It was Koolaid MAN
Pringles Guy blushed. For Koolaid man had been a significant role model in his life. A bulge grows in his Pringles shorts signifying confidence. "H-hewwo... Koolaid MAN. uwu"
"Aye pap. :)"
"Huh?"
No wear.
