Practice makes perfect. The more time you spend in learning something, the better you understand it. It's like gravity. The longer you fall, the harder you hit.
Never ask what hot dogs are made of.
Brush your teeth after every meal. This moral brought to you by the American Dental Association.
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind, except in New Jersey where what's blowing in the wind smells funny.
If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades.
Elvis lives on in our hearts, in his music, and in a trailer park outside Milwaukee.
You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna to act.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
Vote early and vote often.
Possums have pouches like kangaroos.
Don't eat with your mouth full.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Don't be a fool, stay in school.
People who live in glass houses should get dressed with the lights out.
Don't spit in public.
2B or not 2B, that is the pencil.
Just cheer up and never ever give up hope!
