When You Go to School

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           AT LUNCH:

1. Walk up to the teacher and say " I have too poop. And I ate bffn (bff' name) food."

2 Have chewed up food in your mouth and walk up to the Lunch Staff and just spit it on the counter

3 If the room goes quiet fart very loudly. 

IN CLASS

4 During a presentation just laugh ever time someone says "The" or "This" or "And"

5 When you are taking a test laugh at nothing

6 Shoot death glares at anyone who looks at you if you are tapping your pencil on the desk

7 Anything the teacher says to do something say " ur not my mom. Im not gonna listen to ya there dearie."

8 Throw pencils at everyone

9 Ask the teacher to borrow a pencil and then snap it in front of the teacher after they give you it.

ON THE BUS

10 Repeatedly ask the bus driver why the wheels on the bus go round and round.

011 Throw buttersocks at people and when  the driver yells at you say THE YELLOW BANNANA WITH WHEELS TOLD ME TO.




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-AUTHORCHAN

GrayceSamples

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