ugh! today was the day I had to go to take my sister to Jacob Sartorius, she idolised him but I didn't understand why. But ngl his song hit or miss had me thinking if he'd hit or miss me rAwr XD. Okay so we had gotten front row tickets to his new tour and i was bored out of my mind BUT the second fans started cheering "Jacob, Jacob,Jacob" my heart started to race and my palms became sweaty. why? i didn't even like him. He walked onto stage and hearing his deep voice start going "HELLO LONDON I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR COMING" and the instrumental of sweatshirt began to play, i had fell in love. It was happening way too fast, quicker than ntltc reaching #1 on itunes! I start screaming for him and chanting all his lyrics like it's my religion. My sister looks at me shocked but i continue to sing my heart out. Until he came to our section, he came closer. My heart melted and i almost fainted. He held my hand as he sang the lyrics "Give me your hand, I'll take the lead" i got lost in his eyes as he stared into mine. I felt the fireworks go off. But my 15 seconds of love ends as he walks away from me but still remaining eye contact. Later on in the show i scream i love you to him and he says i love you back and gestures for me to come onto the stage. I'm weak at this moment, i walk over to the stage trembling. He says "i love you so much, what is your name?" I reply giving my name but before i could finish his lips had touched mine. he's a really bad kisser though sorry to ruin your rep jacob. anyway people are booing bc mrs sartorius is right here and it ain't u sorry hun.
Two weeks later, i'm sitting in his room and i tell him big news. I'm pregnant with sartorius jr, he couldn't believe me but i even showed him the test. "But how did that happen.. I fucked your sister not you" - he says casually. s h i t.
