The Triplets' Guides (Reader Insert Version)

Mabel's Guide to Stickers

She shook the book, making the googly eyes all move around as well.

"Aaahhh!" Soos screamed. "It's like they're watching me!"

Mabel continued to flip through the pages.

"Bumper stickers, scratch and sniff, sniff and touch, listen and taste, and price stickers!"

She finally stopped on the page where there were several price stickers stuck to the paper.

"You can get these ones free at the store!"

Dipper looked at her questioningly.

"Don't they need those?"

At the store, Mabel was just walking down the TV aisle, peeling off all the stickers, and sticking them to herself.

"Stickers! Stickers! Stickers!"

When she was gone, an overly excited man ran up to one of the TVs, and grabbed it off the shelf.

"Free TVs, everybody!"

The entire store was sent into a panic as everybody rushed to grab a free TV.

(y/n) shrugged at her brother carelessly.

"Eh, I would have taken the TV for free anyway" she said.

Mabel shook her head.

"Listen, Dipper, you shouldn't doubt my authority" she said. "In the sticker world, I'm the girl who can get you things."

Stan and Mabel were now both in the Mystery Shack gift shop. Stan was standing behind the counter, and Mabel was sucking a popsicle in front of the counter.

Stan was talking to his niece.

"I need a sticker that will, you know, get the cops off my back" he was saying.

Mabel didn't even look at him, just held up a large yellow sticker the shape of a baby that said "Baby on Board."

Stan grinned, and started to reach toward it, but Mabel pulled it away at the last second.

"Ah ah" she said. "My price."

Stan sighed, before reaching underneath the counter, and taking out a huge container of Industrial Sprinkles, which specifically said were not for individual consumption.

Mabel grinned widely.

"I'm gonna get so sick!"

Mabel was now back in the triplets' bedroom, eating the Industrial Sprinkles on the floor, while Dipper was reading his book on the bed next to her.

She scooped a handful of sprinkles from the giant can, and shoved it into her mouth and started to chew.

Dipper looked at his sister with a concerned face.

"Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health?"

Mabel only snapped her fingers at him.

"Edit" she said, and in the camera's view, Dipper disappeared.

She then snapped several more times.

"Edit! Edit! Edit!"

A pair of sunglasses appeared over her eyes, as well as a stereo on the bed where Dipper had once been, and even Soos, who was holding a tray with a burger and a glass of coke.

"What?" he said, looking around in a confused manner. "How did I get here?"

"Thanks for watching Mabel's guide to stickers" said Mabel. "And now a riddle: what kind of sticker can save your life?"

Mabel was now standing on her feet, wearing a yellow sweater jacket.

"(y/n), if you please."

Holding the plasma blaster, (y/n) looked at her sister with an uneasy look.

"Mabel, are you sure you want me to do this..."

"I can always edit you out and replace you with Waddles" Mabel replied.

(y/n) looked at her sister with a concerned expression.

"Ok, but I hold myself as personally not responsible for any injuries you may obtain."

Reluctantly, she pulled the trigger, and a beam of energy was blasted out of the ray, nailing Mabel in the stomach so hard that she was knocked backward onto the ground.

There was a black smoking hole on her yellow sweater

But she recovered quickly, and sat up, opening her sweater to reveal the black smoking puffy stickers stuck to her shirt.
"Puffy stickers!" she said cheerfully, laughing before looking down again. "Still really hurt, though."

___________________________________________________________________________

The next episode, "Mabel's Guide to Fashion" is currently scheduled for release 4/28/18 unless otherwise posted. Thank you for sticking with me, bad pun intended :)