Ask your teacher "How are u sexy?"
Then hug the Art teacher and say "No offense baby she is just sexy."
Tell your Boyfriend or Girlfriend I'm sorry but I found somebody and i call Him/Her ImaginaryMary/Chad
When u go into class run to your class pet pick it up kiss it and say "Are u ok I heard that our teacher hit u in the butt?"
When your going out for recess say to your friend "Meet me at the FootBall feild 10 minutes sharp or your screwed"
When u get on the bus sit with the uglest kid and say "Hey Baby wanna hang out at my place later?" then kiss the bus driver and wink!
When your teacher gives u homework jump on the floor and throw a mini tantrum (I've done it i got a D on a report card :( )!
Ask your teacher "Will u come wipe me when i finished pooping beacuse i no big kid!" And hand the teacher a wipe and poke your butt
