Cooking with Jimin and Jin 101 (crackfic)

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET

Jimin
Jin has been yelling at me for the past  few hours. I get it, I can't cook! And maybe I burnt the kitchen down and broke all his cooking stuff, but thats nothing!

Jin
This fucker can't cook for shit. I'm going to Gordon Ramsay this bitch. Cooking is raw and burnt at the same time. How does that happen? Some harry potter shit if you ask me.

Jimin
He says he's Gordan Ramesy. Thats pathetic because Gordon Ramsay thinks Jin's food is gross! I'm a great cook and I'll show that to jin!

Jin
That was the first step to my meal and Gorden Ramsay thinks it's disgusting? He knows nothing about Korean dishes! I'm going to prevent Jimin from cooking ever again.

Jimin
Jin thinks I'm going to stay out of the kitchen but NO! I'M GOING TO COOK SOME SPAGHETTI FOR HIM AND HE'S GONNA LOVE IT!

Jin
Jimin is to pure to be put in a cooking challenge. I need to keep him safe.

Jimin
Jin doesn't need to keep me safe, I'm a big boy and he needs to realize that! I'm going to cook for him, I'm not scared of burning myself!

Jin
He just burned himself. Told you so.

Jimin
"*sob* I j-just wanted to prove my self to Jin! *sob*"

Jin
My poor bby boy is crying. It makes me what *sobs* cr....rrrryyyyy

Namjoon
I just walked into Jins room to see Jimin and Jin cuddling and sharing a bowl of Ramon. What the hell did I just walk in on?

Jin
Love. You walked into love.

Jimin
True love. I love my dad.

Jin
I think you mean daddy

Jimin
Papi 😣

Jin
*kisses jimin passionately*

Namjoon
This is incest, I'm leaving

Jin
WE'RE NOT RELATED

Jimin
But daddy-

Jin
Shhhhhh daddy has to take out the evil

*Jin proceeds to pull gun out of ass*
Jin
BE GONE  T H O T

Namjoon
Jungkook is the T H O T you H O E.

Jimin
*cries* I-I don't want Joonie to die Jin! Put the gun down :((((!"

Jungkook
*comes out of nowhere*
rAwR XD

Taehyung
*comes in with furry head in hand and a furry suit on*
ARE WE FUCKING RN?

Yoongi
I'm horny and I want attention

J hope
*runs with dick hanging out*
"I'LL BANG YOU DADDY YOONGI!"

And then they all gang bang.
The end.