Sander Side Shorts

Sleepover

Patton:Alright kiddos let's watc-

Logan:Why are all of us sleeping in the living room tonight?

Patton:Beca-

Roman:Correction, why are you and Logan sleeping on the couch while Virgil, Deceit and I are on the floor

Deceit:Jokes on you, I dragged my mattress down here

Patton:Well to answer Logan's question, I thought it'd be nice to spend some time together as a fami-

Virgil:No

Patton:And to answer your question Roman, you move slot in your sleep so you'd most likely end up face to face with Loga-

Roman:OK I GET IT- but why isn't Virgil sleeping on the couch

Patton:Well-

Roman:I'D RATHER WAKE UP FACE TO FACE WITH THE NERD THAN WAKE UP TO SEE THE EMO KID'S FACE

Virgil:I'll take that as an insult

Logan:I should have a say in this

Deceit:Thank the lord I brought my mattress

Roman:You could always roll off it

Virgil:That's be funny

Deceit:Shut up emo kid

Logan:Stop acting childish

Roman:EXSCUSE YOU

Logan:Shush, the neighbors are sleeping

Virgil:How do you know?

Deceit:Well it's like 10- almost 11

Virgil:I didn't ask you

Deceit:Well Logan would give a long answer since he doesn't know how to SHUT UP

Roman:Hey do-

Patton:Everyone please SHUT YOUR MOUTHS

Virgil:..

Roman:...

Deceit:....

Logan:.....

Patton:Ok now that you all shut up we're going to watch Finding emo-I mean Nemo

Virgil:I feel so attacked right now-

Roman:Hah

Virgil:Shut your face u frik

Roman:How DARE you, talking to ROYALTY like that

Virgil:Royalty? Where?

Roman:calmdownromanwemadeithtisfarwithoutscreechinletstrynottodoitfortherestofthepost

Patton:Anxiety is just your brain making fake news

Virgil:ohno

Patton:Virgil

Virgil:awfrik

Patton:Did.you.make.fake.news.on.the.internet

Virgil:Uuuuh

Patton:Not again

Logan:Keyword 'again'

Roman:Deceit, you've been oddly quiet

Deceit:...

Logan:What is that on the couch?

Deceit:............

Logan:Deceit

Deceit:.....................

Deceit:No Logan stay over there-STAY AWAY- no no no PUT ME DOWN-oof- NONONO

Logan:Isthatnailpolish

Deceit:*squirms out of Logan's arms and turns off the lights*

Roman:*screams*

Virgil:Roman we get it, you're SCARED-wait WHAT DAFAQ IS THAT

Patton:*cries*

Logan:*turns the lights on and tackles Deceit*

Deceit:I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY

Logan:What have I told you about the nail-polish?

Deceit:Not to get it on stuff that isn't mine

Logan:Then why was it on me the other day

Deceit:*winks* heh~

Patton:....

Logan:*puts pressure on Deceit's spine*

Deceit:IT WAS A JOKE

Logan:*walks back to the couch*

Patton:*puts knife down*

Virgil:Can we watch the movie already?

Patton:*sits on the couch* Yes

Deceit:*tears*

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Virgil:Why do the mother's always die in these types of movies?

Roman:*crying* shut up

Patton:*curled up, crying*

Logan:Patton?

Patton:themotherdiedinemogotlostthathorridgirlalomstkilledhimehyegrbskwikand

Logan:*scoots away* ew, emotions

Virgil:*puts on yo gabba gabba*

Deceit:*quietly singing along to the theme song*

Logan:*slowly starts to fall asleep*

Patton:man down I repeat man down

Roman:Oh thank goodness I was afraid I was going to be the first one to fall asleep

Virgil:*falls alseep*

Roman:HAHA

Patton:Roman

Roman:Patton

Patton:Five?

Roman:Five

Deceit:*is to busy watching the show*

Roman:Hey Deceit?

Deceit:Yeah?

Roman:Are you tired?

Deceit:Not in the slightest

Roman:Go to sleep

Deceit:*lays down*

Roman:I said sleee*yawn*ep

Deceit:*slowly falls asleep*

Patton:*already asleep*

Roman:*sleeeepz*