1. Thou shan't address thy lord inhumanely.
2. Thou art nothing.
3. Stop asking questions.
4. Heathenism is to be punished by disfellowship and shunning.
5. You just lost the game.
6. To avert your eyes to Smithers is to avert your soul from wholeness.
7. Nothing cannot be replaced with something, and something cannot be replaced with nothing.
8. 和は黒いこの人大嫌いです。
9. Thottery is reviled above all else.
10. Check your privilege.
11. Justice is objective.
12. Homosexuality is a shunnable offense. *
*list is subject to change
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The Holy Text of Smithers (simpsons unrelated)
SpiritualThe ultimate guide for any devout Smitherian.
