Once upon a bitch, far far deeeeeep in that shit in the ocean lmao, there lived a mermaid named charfish. On April 2nd, bc fish have time, Charfish was WOKE early in the morning for a very special day. HER BIRTHDAY BRUH LMFAOOO. SHE'S 16 IN THIS BITCH. She was beating her face like a baddie as she always does, and applying pussy tuna scented lip gloss. Work bitch. She swam down stairs (lmao) and waiting for her in the kitchen was a beautiful cake specified just for her bitch ass, and all her family surrounding (told u this was a fairytale lol). "Happy Birthday Charfish! Make a wish," said her mom. Charlotte thought hard before blowing out her candles and making her wish. "What did you wish for," asked her SHARK FISH HEAD ASS brother. Charfish, forgetting about the not telling rule or it wont come true (stupid bitch) blurted her wish out. "IwAntLEGS," Charfish said so suddenly. "I mean- I am 16, I am technically allowed to be granted this since Im now of age." The fishy child thought she was so grown now that she was 16 she could just walk on land. "Charfish," her mother said," I know you're doing this for ONE reason." "Charfish do you want everyone to think you're a whore because you have legs?" Asked her father, a fish who still has a confederate flag from the war between the octopi and squids. "I want to meet PEOPLE, i want to SEE THE WORLD," said Charfishes crazy ass. "Lmao
mkay bitch good luck, we aren't paying for your surgery." Said her mother. "FINE! I'll get it myself," said Charfish. Charfish swam out the door of the cove. "God why can't she just did want a boob job like every other teenager," her mom complained. Her dad sighed, and left the room to watch fishhub. (xd).
Charlfish found herself deep in the bottom of the ocean, only light given by those creepy ass fish with the light thing at the end. She started hearing whispering noises around her. "Hello? Anyone there," she nervously questioned" "woOosh, 30 pounds, woOoOsh reversing bOne cAncer wOoOoOooOOooOOsh." Out of no where, the phattest fucking octopus lady with tits came out. "Hey thottie, u want legz?" Asked the fat bitch. "How did you know I wanted legs?" Asked Charfish confused. "I didn't dumb bitch lmao i'm jus sellin legs, so u tryna buy or what," said the fat octopus. "Well yea sure," Charfish naïvely said, "but i don't have any money." She said. "It will cost only one thing," she said, "What?" Asked Charfish. "Your ass." "Wait what, why?" Asked Charfish. "You can have it, if you can get a nigga to fuck with you with a flat ass, you will get it back and you can keep the legs, if not your ass is mine and you turn back into a mermaid, aight? "Nigga that literally makes no fuckin sense just let me fucking write you a check." She said. "Come with me child, and Ill see you the fuck up, it will be a short procedure," said the octopus, and there she whisked Charfish away.
Deeper and deeper into the water, Charfish wound up in a BUSTED cave, not boujee at all like the octopus said. "This is a bit messy don't you think?" Asked Charfish looking at the random tentacles around. "Do you pay bills?" Asked the octopus. "No," she replied. "Then shut up whore." Charfish watched as the fat nigga put a mask over her face, and grab a scapula. "Aren't you gonna like disinfect me?" Asked Charfish as her eyes struggled to stay open."Nah."
And with that, char passed out from literally chloroform, and the phat tiddy octopus performed her surgery.
Charfish awakened to a painful feeling at the bottom of her torso, and wound up washed up on the shore, She looked down to see she had beautiful legs attached to it. But sadly, the saggiest, yet non existent ass attached at the top of her torso. "Sigh," she says in word context for some reason. The octopus was gone. But now Charfish got to use her new legs. All of a sudden she felt something, sniffing her. Some Hairy ass big nosed ass thing, was sniffing her. "The hell is this?" Retorted Charfish. "Aha sorry, that's my dog Ryan." Charfish looked up, to a beautiful mf nigga. "Oh shit sorry, who are u lol?" "I'm the mighty roman Emporer (i have no idea how to spell it) of the western empire of Gaia, or Xerxes for short." Seriously this nigga actually said this. "Oh ok I'm charfish." Said the dumb bitch not even REALIZING she's no longer a fish so that name is pointless. "Oh ok, that's a strange name," (really nigga). "Boi what, your name engraved on a plaque somewhere in a museum that pays 18 year olds 10 an hour to pretend to be exited about history." Weak buen maybe, but truth? Yes. Xerxes looked at her squinting his eyes at her disrespect, but couldn't help but adore it in a challenging way. "Do you want to fuck?" Asked Xerxes, smooth move man. "Ok" char says, because i don't have time to write about some magical ball or long montage of falling in love. Xerxes grabs Charfish's hand, and whisks her to his kingdom in the HILZZZZZZ BABY.
As then we're getting up to his room, she remembered the bet she technically didn't consent to, and realized if he sees her ass, he won't be turned on and won't MEGHUH NUT. Char quickly asks "Can I use the restroom," "Yea- wait, you're not on your period right?" He ignorantly asks. Char, having no idea what that is bc shes literally a fish, says "Uh no and runs to the bathroom. She looks around at his bathroom, axe, penis enlargement pills, toe nail clippings- gross. Nothing here will help me she thought. She looked around longer and found some socks, and decided to stuff them in her underwear. It looked bulky but she went w it anyway. "Back." She says slamming the bathroom door, keeping her back to the door."Let's shut off the lights though." She says. "Uh ok," his foolish boy mouth says.
She and him do the NASTY. y'all don't need smut im not writing that. Basically she goes fast until the boy super squirt nuts his baby gravy all in her TENTACLES. lmao.
Char and him fall asleep, but thankfully she wakes up first a couple hours later, and gets out of there. As she's walking, she realized she already broke the spell, and she never cared about her family. So she permanently abandoned her family and became sexrex's big booty hoe forever and took his buttery nut until she died the end i have no more energy IllOVEYOUCHARLotte!!!!!! Happy birthday beauty.
