1# sorry but sarcasm comes out of my mouth just as much as stupidity comes out of yours.
2#person 1-you are ugly
Person 2-excuse me but I am not a mirror.
3#person 1-you are so stupid
Person 2-well the last time I checked you were not google so stop acting like you know everything.
4#person one -so what's the news
Person two-I'm not your friend
Person one- oh that's a good thing
5#where you born on the motorway because that's were most accidents happen.
