Rose, one of the many cells in the body of a(n) (un)fortunate person (whose name was YOURNAME), was playing with her friends, who were fellow cells.
Rose: Crash Loyale (to avoid copyright infringement, y'know) is so much fun!!!
Friend 1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHILE I'M ABOUT TO RAGE QUIT???
Friend 2: Ew, Crash Loyale? More like Trash Loyale.
Friend 3: *Throws a lysosome at friend 2*
Friend 2: NOOOOO!!! I'M DYING!
Friend 1: Hello, DYING! How are you?
Friend 3: Is it too late to say sorry now? *Cue music*
Rose: Stop bullying her! Are you okay, Friend 3?
Friend 3: I am fine thanks to your kind words. You are such a kind soul!
Friend 2: Cells don't even have souls.
Friend 1: Did someone just say bowls? Bark Bowls III is my favourite video game.
Rose: Okay, this is enough. Bye friends!
All friends: Bye rose!!!
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*While Rose is going to her house...
A very handsome virus pops up out of nowhere...*
Jack (The virus): I need a cell-friend ASAP, but I am yet to find a cell perfect for me.
*Jack's eyes shift to Rose...*
Jack: OH MY GOD SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND KINDEST CELL I HAVE EVER LAID MY EYES UPON IN MY LIFE... WAIT A SECOND, I'M TECHNICALLY NOT EVEN ALIVE BUT OH WELL.
*Rose and Jack's eyes meet as they slowly walk towards each other...*
Jack: You are the most beautiful cell I have ever seen!
Rose: Thanks! You are the most handsome bacteria I have ever seen!
Jack: I AM A VIRUS NOT A BACTERIA DAMNIT! Anyway, will you marry me and have my babies?
Rose: YESSS!!!
Jack: What is your name by the way?
Rose: My name is Rose. What's yours?
Jack: Antisepticnose, Jack Antisepticnose... (James Bond reference, get it?)
Rose: Cool, let's have babies!
*Inappropriate stuff happens but this story is family-friendly, we will never corrupt little children!*
*Infinite babies are born. Jack and Rose decide to name all of them Jose with their corresponding numbers.*
Rose: Our babies are so cute! Jose #314159265, go play with your sister, Jose #314159266!
Jack: And I was like BABY, BABY, BABY OHHH
Rose: JACK, NO, WHAT DID YOU DO?
*The babies burst out of Rose and end up killing her in the process...*
Rose (in her last dying breaths): Never let go, Jack... Never let go.
Jack: Nooooooo Roseeee nooooooo. I must die beside my love... Goodbye world.
*Meanwhile... The baby Joses infect the other cells and infect the body in which Rose used to live in.*
YOURNAME: *Sneezes*.
YOURNAME's Friend: Are you alright?
YOURNAME: I think I've got a cold... I wonder why.
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