Q:what did the pirate say on its eightieth birthday
A:I'm eighty (pirate accent)
Q:where do you find flying rabbits
A:in a hare-force
Q:why did the barber win the race
A:he new a short cut
Q:when does a cigar like fish
A:when its smoked
Q:what do you call a dog that does magic
A:a labracadabrador
Q:what is Harry Potter's favorite method of going downhill
A:walking.......jk (just kidding) rolling
Q:what is brown and stick-y
A:a stick
Q:what did the Chinese hotdog say when the police asked him if it had any dressing
A:mayo
Q:why do spiders live in cornfields
A:so that they'll make cob webs
Q:what's do you call a vampire artist
A:a count draw-cula
Q:what did the boy say when his snowman kept on melting
A:it-snow-use
Q:what did the French man say when I asked him if he played video games
A:oui (wii)
