I stare in my phone waiting for the vibration to alarm me of my date. I haven't really dated anyone they just follow me to my bedroom and help me fold my sheets. Recently I came out as gay i have never had an attraction to males i think it's because their dicks looks like snakes, i'm afraid of snakes. In stead of using regular dating sites like Tinder, OkCupid, etc. I decided to use Farmers Only.com I am aware that it's only for farmers but I just needed an exotic date. For a few days i received messages from farmers older than 30 asking me "how many acres?" until one day I received a message from a younger woman but disguised as a 40 old man telling me how we are the same and we seek for adventure far beyond Tinder and the others. Today I am going to meet that woman, her description is a tall brunette with a slick english accent. After a few drinks I started to believe that maybe she dipped on me or stood me up as my body started feeling restless from the amount of alcohol I am putting in my system I see her. She's taller than I expected, I mean I am short and everyone towers me but when she walked into the bar i suddenly knew it was her. While she slides in her sit she bites her lip and mumbles "sorry darling that I took so long these god them Americans don't know how to drive" I giggled "or maybe you're driving on the wrong side of the road" her soft chuckled maybe me feel like this date was more than farming for exotic relationships on farms only.com, her deep raspy voice with that accent made me want her to sing the framers only jingle over and over while I fall asleep in her arms. I guess they are right, you don't have to be lonely at farmers only. com
