What's A Life

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Random person: get a life1
Me: can i get it on Amazon Prime for less than $10 with free shipping? No? Ill have to pass

When someone asks if you have plans for the weekend and you stare at them blankly like they're from a different planet. That's funny, you have to have friends to do that!

Someone: do you even have a life?
Me: I guess I'm alive right, is that what a life is?

Me: checks phone every five minutes to see if people responded to me
Also me: i wonder why it takes them so long to respond
Still me: Ah yes, they have a mythical thing called a life

So basically if you haven't gotten it yet this is a spam book about how i don't have a "life" and other random BS
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