I was told growing up that dick wasn't good for your teeth and I believed it.
Daughter: Mom why can't I eat dick.
Mom: Because It is not good for your teeth and you will look like a beaver.
Daughter: But I don't want to have beaver like teeth but I would like to eat dick because I don't know how it tastes.
Mom: I told you no and that's that.
Daughter: (Secretly) I will still eat dick later.
I LIKE DICKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU MAM
