AkaashVaani (Hindi)

To be or 32 B

(At night)
"Hi honey" Akaash calls Vani at night on her phone. "Yeh koi time hai sharif ladkiyon ko bulane ka?" Vani replies. " Sharif ladkiyan is samay tak so chuki hoti hai." Akaash says. " Laundry karne ja rahi thi to jagi thi." She says. "Laundry? Mein tumhe udhar hi milta hoon." Akaash replies and cuts the phone.
(At the laundry room)
"Vani, maine bahut socha aur yeh decide kiya no mujhe doosra theesra (pyaar) bhi chal jaega." Akaash said. "Aur agar chautha panchva nikla to?" Vani asked. Akaash replied, "Crap Vani, mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahi thi. Kesi chichor kism ki ladki ho tum yaar. Kher, ab dil aya gadi (jezebel) par to pari kya cheez hai?" "Main gadi?" Vani asked. "Ha" Akaash replied, " lekin badi pyari gadi to." "Savan ke andhe ko sirf hariali nazar aati hai." Said Vani. "Ha. Main itna pyaara hoon ki mujhe sab pyaare lagte hai." Quipped Akaash. At the same moment, the washing machine and a noise implying that Vani's clothes were washed. Akaash rushed to the washing mashine as Vani made her way to the dryer right next to it. As Akaash took clothes out of the washing machine, Vani out then into the dryer. While doing this, Akaash game across Vani's pink undergarment. Vani embarrassed hoon it from his hand and put it into the dryer. The say back down on the bench in the room and Akaash started singing, " Ek do teen char panch che saath aath nau das gyara A-B-C-D."
V: Kaise ho tum?
A: To be or 32 B, that is the question.
V: I am never doing laundry with you again.
A: Even better. Just give them to me, I'll do them. I love pink.
V: Tum hamesha vahiad chize kyu bolthe ho? Kabhi koi tameez ki baath kar liya karo.
A: Vani, Vani, Vani. Yeh tameez vameez sab moh maya hai. Kya leke aye the kya leke jao ge? Nange chale aaye the nange chale jaoge. In sab baatho se baahar niklo,oopar utho,aage badho. Nadiyon mein nahao, kheto me hago, jaago Vani jaago.
V: shut up
A: Is jhute sapne se jaago.
V: shut up!
A: jaaagja meri bachi jaagja!