It was just after the concert. After the part where people with actual talent (SuJu) threw tomatoes at them and made them get off stage, but soon enough after. BTS sat at the back of the van, where all animals should be sat, and were bragging about the amount of eardrums they each had destroyed of the course of the concert and how many young girls they'd brainwashed.
Jin, the oldest of these monsters, started with how his Awake solo had clearly caused the most casualties while RM disagreed and shook his head. According to RM he had had the most total fatalities because every time he opens his mouth someone wishes for death. Hoseok, the man who is perfect in every way (omg I love him ♡♡), said that the group should stop focusing on how terrible they were, except for Hoseok because he is perfect ^w^, and try to improve their dancing and singing skills to be on par with other groups. This made V laugh uncontrollably because he knew that brainwashed teens would continue to purchase their albums and rings. Jimin called Hoseok gay so Hoseok then exited the vehicle because he is perfect and a savage.
The driver-nim then entered the vehicle and started driving. He knew that because Hoseok wasn't in the van it was bound to somehow crash. So, he took out his phone (an Iphone 3) and started tweeting about it.
"☆☆☆ LMAO rip BTS amirite ☆☆☆"
And he was correct because right as he pressed send EXO's tour bus crashed into them, ruining the van and who am I kidding nobody cares about the people inside. They died how they lived. Terrible. God took Jonghyun too early, take them instead I beg you.
Oh and EXO was okay because the bus was made of obsidian just because they roll like that.
