"are you really okay?"
"for the last time yes!"
"are you sure?"
"what makes you so sure that I'm not okay?"
"you mascara is streaking down your face"
"oh"
"what happened?"
"its nothing"
"if it was nothing your makeup wouldn't be messed up Daniel. also, why are you wearing makeup?"
" one, you wouldn't want to hear it, two, I was a model for Clarissa's fashion show."
" I would want to know"
"okay ... Martha... I-
"HELLO"
"who are you?"
"IM THE AUTHOR!!!!!!!111!!!"
"the author of what?"
"THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY, DUHHHH"
"what story?"
" THE STORY YOUR IN SILLY!!!!!"
"I'm in a story? also where's Daniel"
"DANIEL IS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW!"
"uhhh..."
"NOW TO ADRESS ALL OUR LOVELY VIEWERS, HOW ARE YOU? IM DOING PRETTY GOOD, ALTHOUGH IM WASTING MY LIFE AWAY. MY DOG WAS SICK, AND THAN I HAD TO MOVE TO ALASKA, THAN MY HOUSE BURNED DOWN, A DRAGON SWOOPED DOWN AND SAT ON ME!"
"okay where are we?"
"SO I HAD TO MOVE AGAIN, THAN I LEARNED TO RIDE A UNICYCLE! THAT WAS FUN."
"okay im leaving
YOU ARE READING
interruption
Randomahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
