hobi94 is typing

i can see you, hoseok

hobi94 is online

hobi94: hey
hobi94: you asleep?

yoon_gi is online

yoon_gi: yas

hobi94: i see
hobi94: so what's your excuse?
hobi94: i can't sleep bc of the wind
hobi94: sounds like cats fighting or something

yoon_gi: i'm studying

hobi94: so that's what they call porn now lol

yoon_gi: wtf

hobi94: not denying it, uh?

yoon_gi: whatever
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oon_gi: i still can't believe what taehyung did today

hobi94: me neither
hobi94: that boy has issues
hobi94: wtf the wind's so loud that doesn't sound normal

yoon_gi: no wind over here
yoon_gi: just rain

hobi94: lucky you
hobi94: i need my beauty sleep

yoon_gi: damn right you do

hobi94: shut up
hobi94: oh shit
hobi94: i think i heard footsteps outside

yoon_gi: ask ur dad to check out

hobi94: i'm home alone dumbass, i told you yesterday
hobi94: it really sounds like footsteps but there's something odd about them
hobi94: should i look out the window?

yoon_gi: no
yoon_gi: what if there's someone out there looking up at you

hobi94: SHUT UP

yoon_gi: dude chill out
yoon_gi: i'm sure it's nothing

hobi94: gonna check
hobi94: brb

yoon_gi: k
yoon_gi: so…
yoon_gi: you there?
yoon_gi: hobi?

hobi94: THRERES SOMEONW IN THR GARDRN
hobi94: OH SHFIT

yoon_gi: what, really?

hobi94: YES
hobi94: I can see a man's back

yoon_gi: what is he doing

hobi94: omg he's digging the garden with his bare hands
hobi94: he's ruining my freaking garden
hobi94: this is serious what should i do???

yoon_gi: uh nothing?
yoon_gi: it's probably just a high dude looking for his drugs
yoon_gi: he'll go away himself

hobi94: shit he's turning around
hobi94: wTF
hobi94: THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY YOU IDIOT

yoon_gi: what

hobi94: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS

yoon_gi: doing what??

hobi94: i can see it's you yoongi
hobi94: how are you texting me without even touching your damn phone??