Mario Says the Fuck Word

Spooky Scary

One night, I was playing Super Mario 64 when Mario said a naughty word.

As I was traveling through the dire, dire docks, Mario turned his head at a 40 degree angle and said: "shh-FUCK!"

Then my mother comes into the room and says "aRe yOU sWeaRiNg?" "No it was Mario! Mario!" I say. "Not me."

My mother grabbed me by the ear and threw me into the bathroom. I went "ooOooOF!" as I hit the tile. She jumped on my face. She did the ground pound (also on my face). She swung be around by the hair and said "So long, Gay BoOowser."

That night, I decided to revisit the old dire, dire docks for further inspection. This time, Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said, "...c-c-c-Cunt!"

My mother ran in, holding the Mario Handbook (more commonly known as "The Bible") and starting belting me across the mouth with it. Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it.

After she was over and done, she grabbed my lips and said "If you ever act like that no good Mario again, I'll pull off-"

That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the Dinosaur and then smacked me in the face.

And then my dead girlfriend was in the video game and said "You have to save me..." or something, okay.

I tried but she fucking made the swear words retract into Mario's mouth or some shit I don't know.

Creepy Pasta is over.

From "Oney Plays Super Mario 64 With Friends - Episode 6"

Kay now Go the fuck home.