Fifty shades of Iris

50 Shades Of Iris

Today was an ordinary day in the office until... "Oh shit." There was a person flying through my cubicle. I knew I had to run because Plutia had transformed into Iris Heart and I was the one in trouble, so I hid in the supply closet. Today I'm on the chopping block. "Oh shit, today is the day my virginity gets stolen from me." I thought to myself as I was in the supply closet. "Oh Nate..." she called out, "You better not be hiding from me!" "And, like the dumb ass I was, I called out "No ma'am, I'm not hiding!" "Shit..." I said as she whipped the door open." "Mommy!" I squealed" "You have." she accused." "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry! Please don't vent your frustrations out on me--" but before I could finish my objection, she put her hand on my face to silence me. "You can't tell me what to do" Iris Heart retorted angrily. "I am the Goddess of Planeptune. Now, shut up and enjoy your punishment!". She ripped my shirt completely off, exposing me from the waist up. "No! No, please, stop! I'm a virgin!" but she ignored the pleas and grabbed a ball gag, proceeding to whip my chest for 50 minutes. I was crying like a baby when she removed the ball gag. She looked concerned when she spoke, "Don't tell me you're saving it for someone special." I nodded.

"Oh poo~" she replied as she reverted back to Plutia. "Well that's no fun" she said with a loud sigh. "So tell me who the lucky person is." "It's the Goddess, Neptune. We have gone on a few dates, but nothing serious." "What?!" she got so mad that she transformed again and I almost peed myself in fright. "Well Nate, you are fired." "You really know how to hurt a guy, you know that? You bitch!" she snapped and threw me out the window, but somehow I was okay. "I'm alive... I'M ALIVE. Thank blanc I'm alive! She threw my desk at me and missed me "Ha you missed me na na na na na."She then threw my lunch at me. "Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking twat, sadistic, BDSM loving, freak!" after that, she snapped and threw the microwave at me, hitting me in the head and knocking me out. By the time I woke up, I had found a note taped to my forehead that read:

Please don't show up to work. You got fired, you big meanie.

Love, Plutia

PS:

Fuck you!

'Damn Whore! Man, does my head hurt or what! Shit, I've been out for 1 week. How did I end up in my house? Fuck, my bills are overdue. Man, I need to find a job and fast. Fuck my life.'

After 5 minutes of getting ready, I hopped on to the dimensional transport to the hyper dimension and got to the other platoon. One flash of light later, I arrived in the hyper dimension now to see NEP. As I arrived at the basilicom and entered the building, Neptune's personal secretary stopped me by clearing her throat. "Is there something I can help you with?" "No, not really," I replied, "Is Neptune here?" "Why do you want to see her? Don't you want someone who will die along with you?" "Maria please, I am only looking to ask a favor from her... as Histore was scolding Neptune to get her lazy butt and get to work as I said "Goddess Neptune, I'm the moment of your time... Oh, I remember you. That nice guy who gave me water, food, and saved me because I couldn't transform." As Histore was about to interject I said it was nothing... anything for my Goddess. "Well, you better give something to thank him. I know, I'll offer him a job." "How did you know?" I replied. "The eyes of a goddess are always seeing," said Neptune. I was speechless. "You will offer me a job in what exactly?" "Make you my personal companion". "I don't think that is a job" I replied to Neptune. Neptune responded to me with "Oh I'll replace you Maria a simultaneous what escaped both Maria and me mouth at the same time. So, I get to replace her?! I feel bad... Maria is in shock and I can't form a coherent sentence without thinking about it. "So yeah" interjected Neptune, I am the only one who gets to be lazy here! Maria, you are fired... Maria was so red with anger and she got her belongings and stormed out the door and said "this is not the end, you have not heard the last of Maria Tachibana!" She slammed the door. "Sooo what next boss?" I replied to Neptune. Neptune said "get me an iced latte with whipped cream and a pudding cup". Okay, boss. I ran as fast as humanly possible to the nearest coffee shop and bought the requested items. Luckily enough, I got the last pudding cup. I purchased it and left. I am still at shocked that she would just give Maria the boot and put me as her personal secretary!