"YeR a GiZzArD hArRy!"
I heard as my heart stopped pumping.
I walked into the living room to find dinkledorf sitting on my sofa screaming that at the top of his lungs.
He was wearing a rainbow afro wig, a cape, and knee high socks.
He walked to me and I was whisked away into a palace.
The palace was made of unicorns.
It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my life.
I wiped a single tear from my eye as I saw a hot Chinese man screeching at a class of children about 30 years old.
"How are you, sir?"
"I'M NOT CHINESE I'M KOREAN YOU IDIOT!" was the response from the Chin- KOREAN- man.
"But I didn't say anything about that..."
"SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH YOU GIZZARD!"
"What am I doing here."
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Totally amazing story (must read)
HumorWhen gizzard harry becomes meme, what does he do? find out in this beautifully written novel about friendship, heartbreak, and mystery that critics call: "Terrible." "Why am I here?" and "I was promised a toaster!"
