How To Deal with Assholes

      Welcome! This is my book, How To Deal With Assholes! And I'm not talking about the one between your asscheeks, I'm talking about the assholes that live among us, wether it's that kid that sits behind you in math class, your boss, your algebra teacher, or that old guy that lives across the street. This is the book on how to deal with them!

In this book you will find:
-assholes and how they become assholes
-how to deal with assholes being assholes
-trying to turn assholes into actually descent human beings
-how to make an asshole leave you be
-how to avoid assholes
-how to avoid BECOMING an asshole
-how to act like an asshole

And much more!

But first I'll tell you a bit about myself, your hemorrhoid or a writer:

I am a teenage girl who  recently returned from suspension from school for reasons I don't want to get into (I didn't do it btw). But while I was suspended I was  thinking about all the kids I go to school with and begin to wonder why they all act like assholes. After some research I decided to write this book.

Some facts about myself are:

I'm emo / scene/ punk as fuck
if you bring up Ryan Ross I will burst into tears
on March 22nd I cried for 4 hours straight
I'm Catholic (well I was raised Catholic but I'm actually agnostic)
I'm pansexual
I'm mildly obsessed with Hollywood Undead (that's the understatement of the Millennium, I have 7 posters of them, I've seen them live, they're my laptop background, my phone background, and both my lock screen, plus I own all their CDs)
I love emo quartet
Patrick Stump with is my dad
Pete Wentz is my daddy
Frank Iero is my smol Bean
Gerard Way is my future husband
Brendon Urie is my big brother
I would fuck any member (past member or current members) of Hollywood Undead (I can't believe I just shamelessly admitted that on the internet, FML)
I hate people
I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world (including HU and Gerard Way)
I HATE 100% of the boys on my bus (except one, he's kinda my friend, all the others can die in a fiery pit)
Aside from my babygirl there are only 2 other people (that aren't band members) that I have the slightest attraction towards (see my other book and one day (soon) I'll tell you there)
I diet like crazy
I'm 5"3.5 (I just reassured) and I weigh 111 lbs.

That's about it.

(Every chapter will have an asshole quote)

The devil landed a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes all day, he's probably bored as hell
-Gerard Aurther Way

F.H. Over and out!