once upon a time

1.Once upon a time

Once upon a time
God looked at the world.
And said.
"Wtf. Why did these humans evolve. HEY PETE. I TOLD YOU TO EVOLVE THE DOGS. YOU BASTARD..ugh... let's see what humans are upto"
So god using his all powerful powers, travelled the world, invisible to everyone.
And what he saw made him facepalm with the force of a black holes pull. God then said:
"These people are like 'dont eat pork, god won't like it'. Can someone tell me why the fuck would I give a shit. I created the universe, do you think I'm drawing the line with a fucking God pencil?. What the fuck is this Bible. It's so fucking thick. Who even reads this. Like, who needs fucking million lines saying 'dont be a dick'. These fuckers pray sooo much to go to heaven. But why not fucking make heaven in earth. You ever thought of that? what is this mastrubation? Not like it's wrong. It's totally natural. AND the most weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. Fuck y'all humans. You aren't my children , youre a bad game of Sims."
The end