I wake up, I turn around and see Ares is already looking at me, smiling with his brown puppy eyes and his short brownish black hair and his light and soft skin. He has black eyebrows and nice pink lips that you just want to kiss and says, "You're so cute when you sleep. Did you know you drool?"
I laugh and give him a shove and turn around to try to go back to sleep. He hugs me from behind and makes me his little spoon and then whispers in my ear, "Hey come on it's time to get up."
"I don't want to, I'm still tired," I respond half awake.
He responds by saying, "Andy, you fell asleep at 8pm, it's 10am, you slept over 12 hours! How are you still tired? Look I'd love to stay in bed with you for another hour but we have stuff to do, so come on and get up." He rips the blanket from me and reveals that i'm only in my underwear; I get goosebumps from the cold morning air, and he knows it's cold. He gets closer and hugs me to keep me warm, and starts to grabs my ass and says, "sex always warms it up."
I feel his bulge and ask, "how can you think about sex so early in the morning🙄?"
He smirks and responds, "because every time I look at you and your body I get so turned on." He starts rubbing against my leg and ass with his bulge. I groan and say, "I do love that dick of yours but I'm not in the mood right now. Go make me breakfast instead you horn dog."
He groans, "Ugh fine🙄 what do you want to eat?"
"I don't know."
Ares whines, "You can't say I don't know, so pick something."
I respond with, "Anything would be fine."
Annoyed, he says with sarcasm, "Fine I'll get us some bull testicles, escargot and a side of tomato juice."
I respond, "Eww that's sounds disgusting, no😐."
He sarcastically responds with, "so you do have an opinion. What do you want for breakfast!"
"Anything but that," I respond.
Ares sighs, "you're so difficult."
"Ahaha, I know. You chose to marry me, that's what you'll deal with forever 😉," I remind him jokingly. I did want something specific to eat, I wanted tacos from last night but I already knew Ares thew them away.
*time passes*
Ares is brushing his teeth furiously in his briefs and socks. He has a nice muscular body with nice pecks, abs and a nice round ass. He's also three inches taller than me. I get out out of bed with the need to pee. I go to the bathroom while he's brushing his teeth and go. I yawn and for a split second and I accidentally get some pee on the toilet seat. Ares looks and says "I just saw you splash some pee on the seat! You're so disgusting, sit down next time if you can't control your flow."
I say " Hahaha whoops sorry, still tired, oh well"
"clean it up, you're so gross. If it weren't for me, this house would be a pigs pen"
"hahah but in the sheets you're one pig mister😉" Ares likes to seem like he's innocent and pure but he's actually just as weird and dirty as I am. He blushes and elbows me lightly we laugh and I clean the droplets on the seat with toilet paper. I head downstairs to the kitchen and open the refrigerator, and see we have nothing to eat and yell "Babe! We need to go grocery shopping, there's literally nothing to eat!" Then Ares comes down stairs and into the kitchen next to me and says "there's food, look there's milk and lettuce and some left over rice! 🙂"
I respond sarcastically, "wow I'm going to have a delicious lettuce and rice cereal today, whoopee.🙄"
He says, "Hey rice is technically a cereal, ever heard of 'rice krispies' they're quite popular too. " I roll my eyes and say, "come on get ready we're going grocery shopping." Ares says " yeah okay, let me put my shoes on."
As I wait for Ares in the drivers seat, Ares comes out of the house and opens the passenger door. I pull out of our driveway and head to the supermarket. I turn on the radio and Taylor Swift comes on and I instantly say, "ugh I hate her, hate her country white trash ass." I don't actually think Taylor is white trashy but I can't stand listening to her, it's something about her voice. Ares says " you're just a hater and she's going to shake you off." I say, "Say that again and I will crash this car" he says "ok do it, I'm tired of living with your stubborn ass anyways" I thought that was pretty funny but I wasn't about to laugh at a joke supporting Taylor swift. and I roll my eyes and smile
*time passes *
We arrive at Whole-foods. As we enter there's a cool breeze from the AC and all the noises from people and carts. We grab a cart and start at the fresh fruit section.
"Ahh I love this store, You can get everything here" Ares says
"Please we all know the reason you love Whole-foods is because of the cute pastry chef, I say
"That isn't true at all and that's insulting. I'm not a creep, I don't just like coming here because of a guy it's because...' he starts panning around looking for something and says "obviously it's for this 10% off... Cherimoya cookies?"
"Yeah... totally, whatever let's just get to shopping I'm hungry so let's get home quickly
We pass Halloween themed candies and decorations, Ares says "Dude Halloween is my favorite holiday; I can't believe they already have Halloween stuff up and it's only October 4th. " He tries on witch masks, I say "wow they must have got a picture off your Instagram because you don't look any different with that mask on."
"You're an ass and now my feelings are hurt. I was going to buy you some macaroons for breakfast but fuck you"
"Damn and I really wanted them too. Oh well guess I'll have to shoplifting them😌"
"you couldn't shoplift even if your life depended on it, you'd be sweating profusely" "I know... it's because I'm a good boy😁"
"Hahah, so Mr. hungry, what do you wanna get "
"I don't know, maybe something sweet "
"Yeah that really narrows it down. Okay so how about some waffles?" Ares questions
"I was thinking more like cake"
"you know that isn't healthy, you're going to have to do a lot more exercise to burn that off.
"We could try sexercise so I can kill 2 birds with one stone" I smirk
" ahahah, that sounds tiring "
"It's probably just lifting weights while we fuck"
"Yeah, sounds, not fun."
We pay for our Eggos, syrup, and orange juice and head to the car and drive home.
