I'm so proud of you for clicking on this story. I know it will change your life.
Anyways, I know this story will benefit you in many ways. These things are good to have in mind.
First of all, we must test you to see if you qualify to read this magical book of pizza.
Here are your questions, good luck!
First Question: Do you like pizza?
A) Yes
B) No
Second Question: Would you do anything to have pizza?
A) Yes
B) No
Third Question: Do you crave pizza right now?
A) Yes
B) No
Fourth Question: Is pizza your favorite food?
A) Yes
B) No
If you answered A for all the questions, congrats, you passed my complicated test only available once in a lifetime.
I'll now allow you to pass to chapter two, may the force be with you.
Why is this turning into Star Wars? Back to pizza.
Good luck >:)
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All About Pizza
HumorThis is a book about pizza. If you don't like pizza, go away. If you can't stand pizza, sit down. If you can't face pizza, the door is to your right. If you love pizza, great. If you don't, too bad because this is the best pizza book you will ever...
