Dexter|Ava
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"Hmm, that's funny. That's not the name I was screaming last night."
"Whatever."
"I find Avelene much more sexy."
"Oh, do you?"
"For sure."
"In that case... Call me Ava."
"Don't you think it's a bit too late to play hard to get now?"
"Do you have a name or should I just call you dickhead?"
"I mean, you could call me a lot of things... In public, I'll go by Dexter though."
"You're just one big innuendo, aren't you Dexter?"
"The ladies love it."
"I'm sure they do."
"You're one of them."
"I was drunk."
"So was I."
"Listen, I'd hate to leave this riveting conversation, but I really have to go."
"Text me."
"Why should I?"
"Because we all know you can't last 2 minutes without talking to me."
"And you can't last 2 minutes in bed."
"See you later, beautiful."
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