Once upon a time there was this bean. His name was simply enough bean. Everyone teased him with «WHERE HAVE YOU BEAN?». And he hated it. But little did he and his bullies know that today, was gonna change everything.
Bean woke up at 7.12. School started at 69 . Bean was scared. He felt alone, in that way that no one could relate. No one could ever relate to poor little bean. Bean was alone for a fact. He had no friends to talk with. So much of his time he used trying to sleep but ended up crying instead. His favorite show was «lesbian dancing rocks.» he always wanted to be a lesbian dancing rock. Today when school started he saw an astonishing beeing. Banana. Banana was new in class. He blushed slightly. The class started. Ms.cucumber decided that banana and bean would sit next to eachother. Bean couldn't stop thinking about her eyes (if she had eyes, she's a damn banana)
«Hello?» banana said slowly. Bean blushed more than he already had. «I-i» he mumbled. «It's ok» she said. Simply enough. «Does she even care? I've known her for 18 seconds. She should have some sympathy for me.» he thought. he brought out a small laugh. Ms.cucumber looked strictly at them. «No talking kids.» it was sickingly quiet until someone started laughing. «SOMEONE HAS BEAN FLIRTING LATELY.» the kids screamed. And laughed. Both at the same time. It was horrifying.
