Oh shit hi guys.. I'm actually on the toilet right now and I don't know why you guys want to know about me but I guess I'll tell you. Hi guys my name is lexus and I look like a frog. I like to eat my breakfast at 12:00 in the morning with a side of Chris Pratt and a couple other hotties . I have a permanent mark on my forehead that said " for sale" which I don't know why it's like that? I'm not letting anyone else take me but the four hot guys named Chris. My mom on the other hand has a mark on her neck that says " for rent" so I don't know what's going on.
I'm going to start it off saying that I have a hard time in school. I have a hard time paying attention and everywhere I look I see Chris Pratt. My teacher turns into Chris Pratt, the students, and THE FUCKING CLASS PET EVEN TURNS INTO CHRIS PRATT. Damn I hope I turn into him cuz I'll be a hot babe. It all started when I popped my pants on the rug at school. I really had to go to the bathroom but someone was in it. It wasn't Chris Pratt in the bathroom so I wasn't just gonna run in, so I shit my pants . It was great. I finally got my annoying fellow students to get far away from me . Even smarkle who has been bothering me since pre-school. She's always on my case. Always telling me I'd never get Chris Pratt, what an idiot! Baffoon head chicken butt!
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