i have emotions and no idea what to do with them a memoir

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a list of 10 symptoms associated with "the common depression"

1. you will lie in bed. you will stare at nothing. you're not thinking. you're not feeling 

2. you won't shower for a week. you probably don't smell bad because all you do is lie in bed. you will hate yourself for this. none the less you still won't shower

3. when you finally begin to smell bad you will shower multiple times. you will shower until you have no energy to do anything else.

4.  you won't eat. you're not hungry. this won't surprise you.

5. talking is hard. you will do it less and less as the depression gets worse.

6. if you get emotion syrup,  you will expect immediate results. they will not come. you may start taking too much. you may quit taking it at all.

7. you may quit sleeping regularly. you may quit sleeping. you will not try to fix this.

8. you will quit enjoying things you used to. this will leave you numb.

9. you will start projects. they will be exciting in the beginning but this will slowly fade. you will not finish them

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// idk if I made it obvious but when I say the common depression or the depression its supposed to sound like the common cold. similarly, emotion syrup is cough syrup. emotion syrup is antidepressants.//