Step 2
Okay, now you've tricked your teenager into signing a contract giving their lives as your meal. Now, the roasting part. It's actually not as daunting as it sounds and can taste just as good as fresh human if done correctly.
First, you need a fire pit, which any respectable demon should have in their home for ritual sacrifices. Hell's official kitchen has a fine selection of public pits, but if you are too lazy to pay the usage fees, your own will work just as well.
The pit should be stocked with brimstone soaked in the tears of children and lavender. Make sure you soak your brimstone for at least two days to get the full flavors of grief and springtime floral essence.
After you have let the brimstone dry, light it with a fire from the center of Hell. Only center fire will work, since the outer fires just don't have that special tang needed to bring out the full flavor of teenager.
Place the teenager over the lighted pit and cover with a metal dome etched with ancient runic spells of proper cooking time and honey infused automatic basting. You can buy such a dome at your local Hellowes.
The dome will ring out with a resounding gong of despair when the teenager is ready to take off the grill. Carefully remove the teenager and place on a stone altar to cool for about thirty minutes before you get out your trusty electrical carving knife and dig in. (You could use an ancient dagger of sacrifice, but I've found that electrical carving knives just work better.)
Now you have delicious roasted teenager to eat alone or share during the dawning of the blood moon. Enjoy!
