Adventures Of Yixing And Nancy

Nancy

" Good Morning Mrs. Byun ", Yixing said rubbing his sleepy eyes. The man had left the Exo dorm at about 4 in the morning to once again show up at Baekhyun's grandma's house.
" Good morning Yixing. Was Junmeyon yelling at Yifan again?", She asked all ready knowing the reason for his arrival , even though her house was like a second home for him.
Yixing sighed with a smile on his face, while sipping her freshly brewed coffee, " You know me so well, Nancy."
" Yixing", she scolded, " You know my name is Min-Lee"
" And you know I have my own name for you, I just have the urge to call you Memee Nancy", He argued back.
Grandma Byun rolled her eyes while walking to the kitchen to prepare herself more coffee.
" Memee", Yixing called lying the top half of his body on the dining table. She sighed but none the less responded to him.
"Yes Yixing?"
"  When are we gonna make the brownies? I haven't them had the in a long time."
" I told you child, I have bills to make out. I'll make them with you next week", she reminded him.
Yixing whined ," But I'm always with the guys and they don't even let me smoke. I still have the weed you gave me two weeks ago. Two!"
Mrs. Byun stared at him through her lashes, and sighed
" Fine. Only because you're such a sweet young man", she smiled while pulling out all of the brownie ingredients including the weed.
Yixing cheered

Time skip~
 
There sat a man and old woman enjoying weed brownies. Eyes blood shot red, they were watching old re-runs of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. The heavily added weed giving them the munchies, not helping their highness.
Yixing's phone rang. He pulled it up to his face, answering almost immediately after seeing the contact name. Beakie Ray Light Boy.
" Hey Beak what's-"
" Where are you?"
" Where else would I be?", He said taking another bite out of another brownie, with a full mouth he said, " Grandma's house."

End~