the bible

Exactly he actually said that in the Bible

  Jesus stands in front of the large ocean. he breathes heavily but tries to keep it silent. he steps forward hesitantly. "face ur fears" he says as closing the gap between him and the ocean. the waters split and make a path for him. He walks to the center and turns around to face the people "I was scared of water when I almost drowned" he says. as he says this a plane flys overhead out of nowhere. Jesus looks up to it and sees me in the pilots chair. "Oh Dear..." Jesus says as I turn the plane around and head straight towards Jesus's body in the parted waters. "I'm sorry Jesus. It has to be this way." I say silently to myself as I tip the nose of the plane downwards to hit Jesus more directly. I watch Jesus close his eyes, trying to enjoy his last moments of absolute peace in this world. I almost feel bad doing this but looking at the small frame on the dashboard of the plane, I remember why this has to be done. With one hand on the wheel still, I pick up the frame and give it a gentle kiss. "For you, naruto. For you." I say as my plane rams straight into Jesus. I watch as the nose of the plane splits him down the center. The waters fall back into place and I can feel the pressure surrounding my plane as water piles on top of us. I kick out the front window and try to swim away from the plane. I get a safe distance away from it and then pull out a control from my pants pocket. I turn it over in my hand a few times while looking at the mess. My eyes are starting to burn from being under water. "Better make this quick" I say to myself in my head. I press the button and close my eyes. Clutching the framed picture of my dear Naruto close to my chest, I listen for that final noise that I know is coming. I hear that explosion. It's loud despite being muffled by the water. I feel pressure growing in my chest as I've been sinking deeper to the bottom of the ocean. Jesus is no more. The deed has been done. I relax my body and wait for that sweet calming release forever.