"Huh, I just flew in from Southern Colorado and man are my arms tired" *rimshot*
AD's comedy routine isn't going so well as you can see. Slice is a man on a mission today, and his mission is to become the best comedian known to man but to do that he's gonna need a little help. Enter Jaiden; a youtube animator and the funniest person alive XD. She sees that AD needs some help when she came down from Arizona.
"Thanks for seeing me Jaiden, I know it takes a while for you to come down here!" What Jaiden didn't know was that AD had a massive love for Jaiden. And why shouldn't he she's a total cutiepie XD Rawr. "No problem AD" said Jaiden, "I'd always love to help a fan" and a fan he was, he loved Jaiden with all of his heart (even erecting a shrine to her in his room). "Hey J....Jaiden" AD SLice timidly says. This was his moment to share his true feelings for Her......"I always wanted to tell you....I......L...Lo...Lov....Love you" Jaiden immediately pauses for a mement. Ad stares in disappointment, maybe she didn't feel the same way. All of a sudden he felt something reach into his designer skinny jeans and feel up his already erect/ throbbing member..."Shhhhh, don't talk" jaiden replies. Just do what feels natural. Jaiden immediately started stroking his hard member.
Ad was scared, but this was his chance. This was the best he's ever felt in his life, and with the love of his life even. He begins feeling around Jaiden's boobers and popping some feelz sorta speak. Jaiden then took his raging manhood out of his pants and began seductively licking her lips. "How's this for awkward" she immediately swallows his entire erectile reproductive organ and begins softly caressing his thick and manly eyebrows.
Ad had never felt this way before, but he loved it. "Do you like it?" Jaiden says seductively. Ad softly replies with a stuttered "Y...ye". She then stopped. "Oh no, you don't get to cum that easily", she then quickly removed herself from her jeans. "You've gotta get me off first!" Jaiden then takes AD unnaturally large member and sticks it inside of her. She begins to moan, seductively. Just then...a knock at the door. It is a man with a Lemon for a head. Then a dog rushes in carrying an almost decomposed squid. "We brought the bread ya fagg...OH MY GOD" the dog shouts. Lemon head cannot talk but only speaks in remixes of early 2000s pop song classics.
"I want...you....back" Lemon head shouts with his boombox playing porn music. The squid just sits and stares at the scene before him, wishing that his immortality was not such as curse. The dog runs ahead to jaiden, just then you hear a screech. A woman has entered the scene, carrying with her a large can of cool whip. Mercy from overwatch bursts in "What the hell". The squid continues to stare. Continuing to curse his own existence. A yelling starts to break out in the croud, dog guy has been robbed. The culprit? Johnny Boi aka Homeless man extrordinaire. "Hah, I'm not even homeless" johnny shouts. Dog guy chases him and runs off with the cool whip. "No, my whip" the woman shouts. Two remain, Lemonhead and Mercy. They begin having sex as well with the bread laying on the floor with the decomposing squid continuously staring at the bread and the scene before him.
Mercy then says "WHAT" and lemonhead replies "Hit me with your best shot". They immediately begin having sex. With the decomposing squid watching them. Jaiden and AD continue despite the scene before them. Just then, from the heavens descends a bottle of milk. This poors on top of the bread. Now the decomposing squid is forced to watch bread drenched in milk. "Jaiden, I don't care whats going on. I...I love you so much" Jaiden then moans in pleasure as AD fills her to the brim. Then a police office breaks in and Sh0ts them all D3ad.
The End.
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