P.I.E shorts

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*contains OCs*

{Aimee's p.o.v}

Why won't she die?

By she, I mean Elizabeth, Toast's wife. I HATE her with a passion.

I tried everything! I put garlic and pepper juices in her body wash.

Turns out it wasn't hers, it was Toast's. He smelled like hot garlic for a month. Gross.

And his hair fell out.

I poisoned her orange juice.

It wasn't hers, it was Ghost's. I killed my lover.

Finally I had enough and I cut the brakes on her car. She died, and so did her and Toast's daughter.

Damn I'm bad at this!