FF was just a cute animu schoollboy, preparing for his first day of school. "Watashi I am extrememememely excited desu!" he yelled in joy, giving his family and the author of this crippling depression.
He noticed the time. "I'M LAAAAAAATE!" he yelled, putting a piece of toast in his mouth and ignoring the fact that there was a timeskip of about 50 minutes.
On his way to Random Romaji Text Academy, he bumped into a very hawt anime schoolboy. "WATASHI SO SORRY!!!" he exclaimed.
"It's ok" he huskily said as he huskily stared huskily into FF's eyes.
FF blushed. "GOMENNNNNNN"
"It's ok, Famfiction." the hawt anime schoolboy named Wattpad said, ignoring the fact that she was going to make ao3 hawt animu schooboy #1 and therefore creating a plothole.
"Don't call me that." FF said, blushing and smiling while ignoring the fact tha they just met.
"NO!!! THAT'S MY GIRL" ao3 said rushing in, because the author was too lazy to come up with a plot.
"DON'T FIGHT OVER ME." said FF, jumping in front of a bullet from the gun they somehow had despite living in a country where it is almost impossible to buy guns.
FF died and they all kermitted sewerside, The end.
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you make my kokoro go doki doki (wp x ff.net x ao3 crackfic)
RandomFanfiction.net was just a cute anime schoolboy, competing for the top grades from the two most desu boys around, ao3 and wattpad. But what happens when they all fall in love? Don't like don't read XDD
