Wrong Number (Gerard Way x Reader) PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED

1: No Fucken Way

Trigger warning: Fire and self harm. Please stay safe, and feel free to message me if you need to talk. I don't know how to help but I can try. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

"BEEP BEEP LETTUCE"
You send the perfect message to some number that you're texting since you're bored. You have no idea who it is.

"Who the FUCK is this???? Why are you sending meme references and how did you get my number???? Are you stalking me????" Oh shit this person is freaked out.

Y/n: Dude chill, I'm not stalking you. Whoever 'you' are.

Unknown: I'm Gerard Way. You know who that is right?

Y/n: I'm a huge fan of My Chemical Romance and sold my soul to them, but why should I believe your claims?

Gerard: You could seriously be stalking me!!! You could be lying about your purpose.

Y/n: Why the fuck would I try to find out my idol's number??? Just because I have a celebrity crush doesn't mean I'm gonna stalk them. Besides, I'm pretty sure Gerard is in a relationship.....

Unknown: That was just a one night stand...

Y/n: I'm not believing you, you fucking ravioli. Give me some proof that you are the emo god, Gerard Way.

Unknown: How????

Y/n: Tweet this out: Folie A Deux is a work of art whoever disagrees deserves the death penalty.

Unknown: Seriously?

Y/n: I'll know for sure if you're telling the truth.

Your phone buzzes.

@gerardway: Folie A Deux is a work of art and whoever disagrees deserves the death penalty

You go back to your messages.

Unknown: is that proof enough?

Y/n: Holy fucking shit I can't believe I'm sending memes to Gerard Way.

Gerard Way: yeah, can you send that one vine?

Y/n: Which vine?

Gerard: that one where there's like the 60 year old woman wearing a bunch of emo shit.

Y/n: And she says "Gerard Way SAVED my life."??????

Gerard: Yeah THAT one

Y/n: Why?

Gerard: It really inspires me.

You do as said.

Gerard: Thanks.

Y/n: I can't believe my idol is inspired by a six second clip.

Gerard: I can't believe a fan is sending me memes in the first place. Who probably has a crush on me???

Y/n:!!!!