Chapter 1

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U were a lonely sap

YOu cr@!ved th l0 ve of anOtheR soully holey.   You waNteD someoje greAt aNd. amazI ng and hot and sexie and omg u slUt.

1 day wHile u alMost prefoRmed an@l on 0ne of The beAar tHiNgs, you      m3t a mAn who was cutting d0wn   treE.

"Oh mAn, what'Re yoU gonna do to that tr33??11??1???" U asked, looking at the fAlliNng treeNEt.

"I'm goNna turn it into aaa thNeed" he t00k the pvff pvff shit and staRtEd sewiNg it INto a bALl that l00 ked like a PeEn is

"Oh wowie  sir, u hav3 quiTe tHE skilLed haNdies" u staRes as he held out his thneed WITH.  pride.

But suddenly, oh w0w, he dipped you.

His hand on   your back and the other on your hippie. "Well bby u wanna see what else my hAnDssssdssssssss can do?"

"Ye" u said.

He leaned down and placed a *smooch* on ur Krusty Krab lips.
You giggled like anime school girl as he pulled away. A string of crummy saliva breaking between u too love birbs.

"U r the person I've looked for my WHOLE life"

You t2o ran off together m aking a busy   ness of thneeds

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