Hi , I'm Haley Elizabeth Queenie Asshhol. I'm just your 15 year old average teenager who has a round face with weird af looking bright blue orbs with pale white skin which is covered by 1 inch pimples in every inch of my body .
But still , Cara Delevinge will be starring as me ! Wow , did I forgot to say that I was her non-existent and never claimed twin sister?
Oh and yes, I've have the most wonderful parents in the world who never comes home or might be dead !
And I don't care , because I have an extremely hot Greek god living next to my house who has banged over 500000000 women in the town and I still wonder why he hadn't got AIDS. Never mind , I don't care because no matter how many hoes he bang he'll never love them more than me .
The reason is , " I'm am bearing the baby of the badboy billionaire- who's-richer-than-Bill-Gates Arrogant Alpha Son of Lucifer" Pitiful I know. ......
But what happens when the plastic queen-who-never-wore-nothing-but-a-bralette comes to claim him as her boyfriend? What Will I do ?
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Dear readers,
I hope that I made it cringe worthy enough to throw your phone from the building. And I promise to make the next chapter more cringy.
Until then , Adios Amigos!
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