1. Get a group of friends to get up during a feast and sing 'Snape, snape, severus snape.. DUMBLEDOR!'
2. Go up to Snape during a lesson and yell 'Speak a bit faster and pronounce your words clearer...' really slowly and clearly like your speaking to a toddler.
3. Take your iPhone onto History of Magic... and google everything Prof. Binns says.
4. Locate Lucias Malfoy and whisper in his ear 'Dobby's Sock' and video his reaction and stick it on Facebook.
5. Update your facebook status to just chilling in the library... reading how to text in parceltongue... like a normal person does....
6. Go up to voldmort and say 'We have something YOU dont have..' and he will say 'what?' then you say 'Noses... duh!'.
7. Copy evrything Proffesor Trelawny does... but add a hint of Captain Jack Sparrow in there....
8. Go up to a year 7 and show him/her Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears then tell them that they all mean please, thankyou or sorry... especially the Elder Swear....
9. Scream at the top of you voice 'Your mother is a beep Laura Mindsom beep inventive menium beep tra goo la beep hippopotamus beep republican beep Daniel Radcliffe beep with a bucket of beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep soup beep with a bucket of beep Mickey Mouse beep a stick of dynamite beep magical beep ALAKAZAM!' During an assembly and see how people react...
10. Go up to a Hippogriff and courtsey then pat it on the beak and run away singing 'I'm a survivor!'.
