Part 1: The Thieving King

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(Max POV)

"This just in! The Thieving King has just robbed World Bank of twenty - five thousand dollars. That means he has currently stolen approximately one hundred and sixty - five thousand, two hundred and eighty - three dollars, as of this month. We go to the-" *click*

I turned off the TV as I got up from my couch to stretch. I cringed a little as the words "Thieving King" came into my mind again.

Yeah, I stole a lot in just a short time, and yeah I outsmarted both the cops and Batman as I got away. And yeah, I've gained a lot of popularity in just a short time as well. But seriously, "Thieving King"? It's like one of the writers at the news station just wrote down the fact that I'm a thief, and that I'm good at it, automatically make me, not the king of thieves, the Thieving King. I mean, come on! Seriously!?

Then again, King of thieves is properly copyrighted or something, I don't know. Plus, that's what happens when you don't come up with a name for yourself. I probably would have gone with Baron, but that name is probably already taken.

On the bright side, at least teens and kid are making it less cringey by calling me "TK". Sounds better, right?

Anyways, it's three in the morning,  I should probably get some sleep.

It's a good thing I hid my money before getting to my small rundown apartment.

Where? Well that's a secret.

---(Time skip)---

I was on my way to and underground bar where thieves and villains go to have a good time. I was wearing what we thieves like to call grey people clothing. You know, clothing that helps you blend in with the crowd. Since it's a bit cold now, but will get warm later on today, I had a light fabric zipper jacket that's navy blue, casual pants and black shoes. I had my hood down, but since the sun was somewhat bright, I had a white cap on and some sunglasses. I'm the perfect grey man.

I turned into an alley and passed a trash can and turned to a door. I knocked, still wearing my sunglasses and cap. *knock**knock*

A buff guy opened the door, "password" he said with a scowl

"The Pied Piper stole the kids"

He looked at me and raised a brow "aren't you a little young to be drinking"

"Aren't you a little underpaid to be asking questions?" I said as I pulled out $50 and tipped him. "Besides, I'm celebrating my 21 birthday, two days ago."

"Then why give me the money?" He asked as I passed by him to get inside.

"I'm feeling generous today" I smirked
He let out a laugh "HUHUHA, then happy late birthday sir."

"Heh, thanks" I said and began to walk to the bar.

After being there a few hours, I honestly wasn't feeling anything from what I was drinking. I just sat there, and talked a little with some woman named Selina Kyle. She's pretty nice, seductive, but nice. She's not my type though, I prefer nerdy, video game playing, cartoon/anime watching girls or guys. Oh yeah, I'm bi by the way, but that doesn't really matter right now. Plus, she's a bit too old for me.

Anyways, this Selina woman is very interested into cats for some reason. Although, I'm not one to judge, I like both dogs and cats, though I couldn't really keep one since I'm always on the run. But I do stop to feed one, or save one by taking it to an adoption clinic.

Yes, I have a weak spot for animals. Also children, as well as parents.... okay, okay, I don't kill at all. Injure maybe, depending on age, but I don't kill people. I'm a thief, I take things not lives.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 09, 2017 ⏰

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