flashback
It was the summer of 1999. Dave the turtle was living a normal life with girlfriend Maria. He was just chilling reading the local paper when he hears the door belle ring. "Who's there?" He asks. No answer. Slightly annoyed he walks up to the door opening it. There's no one there. Weird he thinks to himself while looking down. There was just a lone package with nothing on it. Dave brings the package to the kitchen accidentally forgetting to lock the door. Dave opens the package looking inside and taking out the single wrapped chocolate bar. Dave unwraps the chocolate bar and takes a bite. Dave already wants to die so he figures what's the worst that could happen. The chocolate tastes delicious. It's memorizing. Then it hits him, the pumpkin spice. No he thinks to himself before everything turns muddled and hazy. He feels useless body getting pulled out of the room. Maria had happened to be coming back home at the time and sees the open door as she looks back and sees dave getting dragged away by a masked creature. "Nooo!!!" She screams as she runs while Dave is getting taken away. But allass she is a turtle unfortunately who cannot run and the creature was too fast for her. Desperately she screams after Dave. "I will find you find my love! I will search to the ends of the earth believe me!".
And the adventure begins...
*3 weeks later*
For weeks now Maria had been searching for Dave day and night with little breaks. Many foes had tried to stop her but she had defeated every single one. Now Maria had been walking down beside a stream when she heard a rustling in the bushes. Out crept a dastardly looking fox staring at her with its cold dead eyes. "I am Gerald the Fox" and Dave is mine!" the weird fox said.
"SWIPER NO SWIPING" Marie yelled at him. "But that's not my name cause that would be against the ruled apparently but breaking the fourth wall isn't" Gerald the Fox replied. After the fox somehow broke the fourth wall him and Marie resumed fighting for Dave. Basically Gerald got the shit kicked out of him as Marie is a black belt in Taekwondo. Marie left Gerald by the stream beat up to a pulp and continued her journey. Marie traveled along defeating every animal with a weird name that she encountered because she kicks ass. After days and days of this she had finally made the the masterminds lair. She had happened to beat all of the kidnappers pawns so there was no one guarding large daunting gate surrounding the dark castle like lair. Marie walked through into into an enormous room with black shinning staircases. They leading up to a thrown where a small frog was seated. "Well hello Marie, I see you have finally found my secret lair. I am Fredrick the Frog and I am the one who had captured your poor precious Dave" said the snide frog. "Give him back you monster!" yelled Marie. The cruel frog laughed mockingly and stood up from his throne. "Well I guess you're just going to have to fight me." Just as he said that all of the villains and foes that she had fought earlier in her travels were all of a sudden now standing with Fedrick ready to fight. Marie decided to accept his challenge; she would do anything for Dave. At first the fight seemed one sided. Marie just couldn't keep up with the great number enemies that she was fighting but then it surfaced. Marie's super overpowered anime power that she had been hiding. She starting to rise up above everything glowing with energy as she shouted "GIVE ME BACK MY DAVE". She then blasted a gigantic ball of energy, might, force at her enemies. She blew and defeated them all in one single shot. After she vanquished all of her opponents Marie went to find Dave. She found him in a dungeon behind a wall of huge metal bars. Marie managed to kick the bars down and rescue Dave. Dave said he wanted to die anyway and Marie said someday but not without me love. Marie and Dave then traveled back to their lovely apartment to sit on the couch and watch TV together just like always.
The End
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