Hi! I'm Maison ;)(a.k.a Jackie a.k.a the one who created this account)
So i have decided to make a book about how non-normal girls think :) I mean cause the title totally says that we are gonna talk about how penguin CAN fly. right? Okay so I'm going to ask some questions to Shawn :)
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Question #1
what is your full birth name?
Shawn answer #1
...uhh wait...
i got this one..wait
Me: lol im waiting
Shawn:ok wait :|
Me: dude the q's look cool O.O
Shawn: uhh..
**** ******* *****
(she doesn't want people knowing her real name)
Question #2
How old are you? and don't say 100 because i looked it up and it is impossible to be in 8th grade and have been alive for 100 years! (Google is never wrong)
Shawn answer #2
lol im 13
unless im a werewolf...
Question #3
Are you a male or female or both?
Shawn answer #3
HAHA!! Female
Question #4
Would you rather be a Werewolf, Vampire,Demon, Wizard, Fallen Angel, Shadow Hunter, or Human?
Shawn answer #4
uhh can i be 3 of them?
i cant choose between them
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Me: Nope. just one cause im evil like that
Shawn:AHHHH!
OH WAIT!! I KNOW!!!
DEMON FOR SURE!!!
duh.
Question #5
What is you're favorite song?( there is a cat in my backyard O.O)
Shawn answer #5
lol Chase the cat and my favourite song is...o.o
fuuucckkk...i cant decide...
wait
Me: ha! like im gonna chase a cat? well maybe...
Shawn:ummmm...
damn it..
i know this..
you should chase it while i decide
Me: it left already my dog scared the shit out of it ^.^
Shawn: lol
i think its:Here I Stand by Medina Lake
Question #6
if you were stranded on a island and could only choose one person(male) to be stranded with you for 2 years, who would you choose?
Shawn answer #6
FFUUUUCCCKKK!!!
Me: haha im so rad!
Shawn: i hate this question because you most likely know that answer!!
fucking shit!!
Me:....who?....
Shawn: ugh real name?
Me:(realization sinks in) OMG NATE!!!( p.s. that our nickname for him^.^)
Shawn:ugh ya..*whispers*
i dont like anyone else that much to b stuck with them alone..
Question #7
What would your reaction be if i told you that i was not a girl but i was boy?
Shawn answer #7
i would probably be shocked but ok with it...im around so many guys it would be normal..ugh..
Me:sweet :)
IM NOT A GUY BY THE WAY..sadly...
Shawn:ok lol
Question #8
Do you see me as someone who would beat the shit out of someone who littered on the street or someone who would be littering on the street or you have your own answer and would like to say it?
Shawn answer #8
uhh..i see you as someone who would make that decision depending on who it was that did whatever it is your referring to..
Question #9
how would you murder someone who deserved to be murdered?
Shawn answer #9
HA!
this might be long..
Me:i got time :)
Me: OH MY GOSH SHE IS TAKING FOR EVER!!!( we chatting on meebo and i just writing down EVERYTHING we say each other involving questions)
Shawn:
1#- i would tie them down
2#- take a spoon and slowly gouge out their eyes
3#- cut out their tounge
4#- slowly trace lines across their whole body-limbs included, with a razor blade but not enough where they'll bleed to death
5#- cut off their ears
6#- slit their throat
7#- scalp them
8#- cut off the top of their head and pull out their brain and keep it in a jar
9#- dump their body in a river and not care if i get caught
FINAL QUESTION ! #10
Would you make Luce from the series Fallen "disappear" and put yourself in there and have Daniel fall in love with you?
Shawn answer #10
LOL no i dont think so.. but maybe..
it a possibility
Me: i would! that bitch annoying and i feel bad for Daniel :(
Shawn: oh my god me too!
she such a bitch!!
Me:...plus he is so kind and like MY heart fluttered when i read all the things he said! i dont even know what it feels like to be loved!!
Shawn:I KNOW RIGHT!!
Me:AND HE LIKE TO FLY AND KISS AT THE SAME TIME
that shit hot
Shawn: OH MY GOD DON'T REMIND ME..!!
your soo rite...
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THAT IS IT FOLKS!!! NEXT SHAWN IS GOING TO ASK ME QUESTIONS :) IM SO EXCITED AND I WANT TO MARRY DANIEL FROM THE FALLEN SERIES NOW!! D: BYE BYE!! MAISON HAS LEFT THE COOKIES JAR :)
