1.go up to the manager and say, "sir, I would like a refund. Your wife's broken".
2.play ride of the Valkyries on all the speakers at max volume
3.tell an employee to help you hang up target posters
4.have a dance party in the electronics isle
5.have a church session in the costume isle on Halloween
6.when you find an over priced product say "this would be half price at target"!!!!!
7.if your a boy go to the girls isle,grab a bra and ask an employee,"does this fit me ok"?
8.threaten a cashier with a water gun and say,"if you don't give my cash,I'm gonna go to target"!!!!!
9.put clothes in shirt,go up to someone and say,"do know what section to put a baby in"??
10.go up to the manager and ask for a product you make up,and when they say they don't sell it,put in a complaint and include,"u would have found this at target"!!!!
